Sex Education in most of the Western world has a tendency to fall a little short of reality. For every individual declaring themselves to be sexually liberated, there’s a confused teenager who knows vaguely how to put a condom on a banana… And not much else. In England there’s a tendency to stick to the basics, and those basics are as follows:
- When you put a penis and a vagina in a room together, somebody’s probably going to get pregnant. It’s best to separate these appendages in order to minimise the risk of random babies.
- If young people are shown slideshows of sexual diseases and their effects, they will probably never want to touch anybody for as long as they live. For best results, show this slideshow right before lunch.
- Ensure that the most awkward teacher is available to give viewi...